i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.
thank you director fury
when my mum tells me to put on a jacket
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
teacher on the first day: “were going to go around the room and have everyone share one hobby of theirs with the class”
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
"whats your sexuality?" "money"
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
a modern hero